Memorial Day Limerick Attack

Five of us -- me, Than, Susie, and our good friends Chris and Sarah -- created these little gems:

To the moon and then back just once more

This time we'll settle the old score

Just me and my honey

I've bet all our money

That we'll need to ask directions for sure.

The radiance of the moon, in lumens

Is not too hard to construmens

I contemplate snow

And how it doth glow

I give up! This limerick's in ruins!

"I'm sorry!" he said with a start

"But I must stop eating my tart."

My stomach is swelling

And I don't mind telling

That the gas that I'll pass's off the chart.

(note that the author of the last line didn't use the obvious -art rhyme, but got the meaning across just as clearly.)